Shame on Me

So it seems I’ve been idle from writing again. Shame on me, shame on me. After putting up a new blog, then this? No update?! Shame on myself.

What have I been doing? Aside from masturbating, there were a lot of orgasmic happenings the past few days. Just last week, I got tipsy with a few bottles of a pathetic light beer and ended up having dyspepsia the following day. Then, went to Laiya, Batangas last Friday for a company outing. The beach was a so-so but the resort was a damn disappointment. Our room’s bathroom door had no lock and was just an accordion type. I couldn’t defecate well because I know there were people around the room. I was afraid they would here the thunderous sound of my feces and its grandiose stench.

Green Revolution?

This week has been destined for watching movies. I started the week with Kung Fu Panda, then the following day was Prince Caspian.  Yesterday, we watched The Happening. Then, today is the opening date of The Incredible Bulk… err… Hulk.

I see pattern of these consecutively shown movies. They all depict an earthly reminder. Well, Kung Fu Panda is not about nature but about kung fu. But they are still animals… earth… animals… C’MON! Narnia 2 also have these close-to-extinction creatures and animals which is parallel to the current situation of our planet. There’s also something green going on with The Happening in which I won’t tell. As for The Incredible Hulk, well… I dunno if there’s a message there about nature… but at least he’s GREEN.

There are more great movies coming… good luck monthly salary!

The Monster Awakens

Yes, I must admit I have been dead for so long. It must have been more than century in Narnia. But the powers of the phoenix aroused me from the ashes of long rest… from an english blog that is. Now, I’m returning with a vengeance and a new name.

I’m not the horny version of the Incredible Hulk nor the descendant of a fugly ogre named Shrek. I’m just a malicious fertile monstah risen from the dirts of the Philippine soil. Mind you, I’m not a furry asshole, an ugly mustached contravida, nor a beefed up jelly monster from your neighbor gym. I’m still a drop dead gorgeous guy with a monstrous sex appeal.

Indeed, this personality is another of my creation. It is somehow similar from my previous character but I will give this monster a kickass shithead attitude. Thus, another self-centered son of a bitch has been born.

So far for an intro. What a stupid introduction for a wannabe kickass journal.